Virgin Mary or icy dong?

According to weather.com, the Gonzalez family of Plymouth, IN thinks they have a statue of the Virgin Mary sitting outside their delightful single-wide, divinely formed from dripping ice. Family members interviewed indicated they hoped that it would bring good things, which we can only speculate means not living in a single-wide any more. But more importantly, after watching the video, I can’t help but think the statue resembles a dildo as much as it does the mother of Jesus, so why not sell that angle? Neither way will ultimately get anyone out of any trailers, but the latter plan could get a crazy San Fernando porn director in your front yard with a rental agreement and a few hundred bucks…

The video: http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid823425597/bclid877032950/bctid10337461001

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