Tagged Police

Piano found in woods

I spent a while trying to come up with a clever title for this post, then just went with the one above, because I couldn’t think of anything. Here’s the article from CNN:

Was it a theft? A prank? A roundabout effort to bring some holiday cheer to the police? Authorities in Harwich, Massachusetts, are probing the mysterious appearance of a piano, in good working condition, in the middle of the woods.
A police officer examines an oddly placed piano in the woods of Harwich, Massachusetts.

A police officer examines an oddly placed piano in the woods of Harwich, Massachusetts.

Discovered by a woman who was walking a trail, the Baldwin Acrosonic piano, model number 987, is intact — and, apparently, in key.

Sgt. Adam Hutton of the Harwich Police Department said information has been broadcast to all the other police departments in the Cape Cod area in hopes of drumming up a clue, however minor it may be.

But so far, the investigation is flat.

Also of note: Near the mystery piano — serial number 733746 — was a bench, positioned as though someone was about to play.

The piano was at the end of a dirt road, near a walking path to a footbridge in the middle of conservation land near the Cape.

It took a handful of police to move the piano into a vehicle to transport it to storage, so it would appear that putting it into the woods took more than one person.

Asked whether Harwich police will be holding a holiday party in the storage bay — tickling the ivories, pouring eggnog — while they await word of the piano’s origin and fate, Hutton laughed. No such plans.

Harwich police have had some fun, though. Among the photos they sent to the news media is one of Officer Derek Dutra examining the piano in the woods. The police entitled the photo “Liberace.”

While it seems rather pointless for a prank, and rather stupid for a crime, this ‘event’ sure does re-open that fundamental question of life back up for debate: if a piano sits in the woods in the middle of the night, does it make a sound? Answer: only if it’s a player piano.

Source: CNN.com

Batters hit Brett Myers, Brett Myers hits his wife

Brett Myers of the Phillies shows off the right hook that made him famous Friday night.
Brett Myers

Perennial disappointment Brett Myers, the Philadelphia Phillies‘ up-and-coming young pitcher, who’s more famous for giving ’em up then for stepping up, was arraigned on charges of assault and battery by Boston Police yesterday, after the couple left a local bar. The Boston Globe has covered the incident in detail here.

Witnesses described the event as ‘awful,’ especially since Brett is 6′ 4″ and weighs 240 lbs., and his wife/victim was reported as 5′ 4″, 120lbs. Even sadder, Brett’s wife Kim, after getting smacked on the street in public, loyally returned to the Boston Police Department’s holding area to spring her husband on $200 bail.

Apparently, a woman literally half his size is the only thing Myers can beat right about now.